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I am in Nepal now and tomorrow am heading for Bhutan. That is about all you kids are getting right now... I am usually so full of silly and/or gross anctidotes but this trip has been a whirlwind. I am lucky to even jot a few words in my notebook so that I don't forget the funny shit myself.
Perhaps one day shortly I will relate the story of the dead guy with a lit cigarette between his butt cheeks or of my cousin Olivia playing drinking games with the locals but right now I have only a few precious 5 hours or so to rest.
Namaste.
Neb, you are a ho. I have new Indian friends now dammit. Ok, I still love you too...

Why hasn't SOMEONE invented teletravel yet?

Grumble Grumble. I have been in an airplane for a long time. I can't add it up though. I went from Houston to Denver to Salt Lake, to Newark, to New Delhi and on that last flight we crossed the international dateline after which time change makes no fucking sense at all. More or less I am about 12 hours in the future. I'd like to give you all lottery numbers and winning sports teams but alas I am selfish and lazy.

Tomorrow morning we go straight to Kathmandu. I am actually really excited. It has been a while since I was there last and It is a pretty fascinating place. I have heard from a few friends how much it has changed in the last two years and I am exited to see it for myself. While I think it is dumb to check into a hotel for a night before hitting another plane tomorrow, we are getting trashed and I will be able to lay in a completely supine position which sounds nothing short of heaven.

Grumble Grumble